Pokerus

What is Pokerus?


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1. pokerus is a virus that started in ruby and saphire versions of pokemon that doubled their stats and spread throughout your team. if you put a pokerus infected pokemon in your pc it will not spread. it is also twice as harder to find a wild pokemon with pokerus than finding a shining pokemon. another way to get it is if an action replayor gamesharkcode goes wrong and you end up with a bad egg that has pokerus.

2. a person gets sucked in to obsessing pokemon so much it becomes a pokefag.

EXAMPLES

1. oh sweet my deoxys has pokerus! now he has 512 attack! SWEET!

2. bob: hey, you know jeff caught pokerus.

john: aww really? that means...

bob: yep, he is a total pokemon fanfreak...

(jeff walks in)jeff: hi guys, you wanna see some pokemon drawings i did?

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