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A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the one..
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Any shoe you encourage your girlfriend to wear instead of those trendy stupid eskimo boots that girls think are cute and guys think are ..
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Terrible graphics + long and aggrivating gameplay = Zelda Ocarina of Time.
Best Zelda game ever. Pwns Zelda: The Wind Waker and Major&..