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Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.
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When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a sh..
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It's an adjective describing using super-human strength that you never thought existed until stuck in death-defying situations.
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