Pokesturbate

What is Pokesturbate?


1.

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebookrepeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

See poke, facebook, poke war


30

Random Words:

1. the amount of junk that can be cramed into a small location. the front pockets of that suitcase have a high stuffability..
1. to be out of subject of wut was last said it was so out of the random for you to say i want a moped See random, sin, normal, ant..
1. Fear of long words; scared of long words he suffers from hippopotomonstrossesquippedaliaphobia. See Jeff..