Pokesturbate

What is Pokesturbate?


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The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebookrepeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

See poke, facebook, poke war


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