Pokey Bum Fun

What is Pokey Bum Fun?

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

See bum sex, gayness

Ironicness

1. Adj. of irony. (made up by two very crazy ladies) A: Hey, the unsinkable Titanic just sunk. V: Ah, the ironicness. See irony, iron..

Oceaphobia

1. The fear of the ocean and/or the the aquatic animals within the depths. Condition in which people are afraid of the ocean. Cory suffe..

Slamwich

1. 1. Colloquialism for a slamming sandwich. 2. Human position during threesome. "Have you tried the eggplant parmesan hero? That sh..

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