Poking The Penguin

What is Poking The Penguin?

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

See spank the monkey, masturbate, choking the chicken, wank, jerking off

Kollywompus

1. Something is just not right. Off track. I've had this feeling today that things are a bit "kollywompus" See odd, uneasy..

Slapupuncture

1. Robust therapy delivered to whining women using the back of your hand. Often painful for the therapist, who must avoid injuring his hand..

Skatey

1. someone who is very untrustworthy, especially with drugs or money don't front him any money, he more skatey than wayne gretzky..

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