Poko Poko

What is Poko Poko?


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Poko Poko is the art of training a peacock to violently peck at a human's private area. Poko Poko masters can simply shout "Poko poko!" and any peacocks within a 31 mile radius will immediately flock to the master and attack the intended target.

Peter: "Bertie I HATE YOU!!!"

Bertie: "Poko poko!"

*fourteen peacocks appear and peck Peter. Peter required 16 stitches and a new arm*

See poko, poki, peck


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