What is Polar Express?
1.
When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.
Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.
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2.
When Josh takes a shit and puts it in the freezer untill hard, then removes it and puts it in Marias vagina.
frozen poop inserted into the vagina polar express style
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3.
When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo
+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?
-yeah sure
+its a bit runny
-no thanks then
"Do you want to ride the polar express?"
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