Polar Express

What is Polar Express?


1.

When a woman has something cold in her mouth (ie. ice cream, ice chips),while giving oral pleasure to a man.

Big Red received a Polar Express from his wife last night for taking out the trash.

See oral sex, blow job, head, suck dick, head job

2.

When Josh takes a shit and puts it in the freezer untill hard, then removes it and puts it in Marias vagina.

frozen poop inserted into the vagina polar express style

See sex, dildo, masterbate, fuck, anal

3.

When you freeze a piece of turd and use it as a dildo

+do you want some of my turd for a polar express?

-yeah sure

+its a bit runny

-no thanks then

"Do you want to ride the polar express?"

See polar, express, dildo, poo, shit


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