Polarization

What is Polarization?


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The (female) body, once polarized, is like a battery. Vibrations are either positive (sweet) or negative

(tart, sour, angry, or bitter). Women who only let

go to first base are like the cat that swallowed the

canary; they know they're getting away with something.

Either accept all of a man or accept none of him

(pun intended). Only going to first base increases

polarization for both parties. Once the problem

starts it only tends to become worse, unless you

reverse polarity (with a different partner).

In a battery, plus (battery) goes to plus (circuitry)

and minus (battery) goes to minus (circuitry),

otherwise a disturbance is created. I hope you

understand the implications. Read on...

Man, those paddy clown conan peasant women keep all their

vinegar in the bathroom and their sauerkraut in the

kitchen and their totally worthless honey and sugar

in the attic. They're so fucking polarized.

On the other hand, the wonderful wopwops keep their

tarts in the attic, but I don't mind. They dish it

out but I can take it. They keep their

sweets, well you know where. They make the word

polarization look good, like Jamie, Earl's ex,

makes the word "white trash" look good. God bless them!

My thing feels angry today. Glad I know the way to

Monterey. Concord's looking good too. The woman

there loves it when I clean her bathroom. Afterwards

we sit on the couch and watch "La Dolce Vita".

BTW, where's Belmont?

See kissing, polarization, onomatopoeia


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