What is Polava?
1.
Noun:
(1) A situation that is deemed as ridiculous, time-consuming, or just a load of bollocks. Similar to
(2) A mess of something. Similar to
Mainly used in the North of England, although it is unknown where the word originated from. Best suited to say it in a Yorkshire accent because it just sounds amazing. People in the South shouldn't even bother trying to say it because it'll sound stupid and posh and you'll ruin the word.
1. what a bloody polava!
2. ah lad I made a right polava out of that essay
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