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Masturbating
"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."..
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A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.
Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!&qu..
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A bell end that has small crystals of shit on it. Derived from the term Crusty-Bell
My girlfriend ran a mile when she saw i had a chris..
