What is Pole Dance?
1.
When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.
Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."
Pole dancer: "Give me my money."
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