Pole Dance

What is Pole Dance?


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When a guy pays not nearly enough money to watch a hot girl slide up and down a lubricated pole, while he imagines it's his dick (which is actually more like a chipolata sausage), then wanks himself off in a dirty toilet, like the stupid prick that he is.

Guy: "Oh yeah, you want my dick don't you? Look, she's so hot for me."

Pole dancer: "Give me my money."

See lap dance, stripper, tease, dance, strip


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