Polend

What is Polend?

1.

Something you must never forget. John F. Kerrylost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.

John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.

George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.

John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

See poland, polend, polynd, bush, george w. bush, kerry
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