Poles Before Holes

What is Poles Before Holes?

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.

Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.

See sisters before misters, bros before hos, chicks before dicks

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