Pole-toucher

What is Pole-toucher?


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Slang term for a member of the LDS faith. Refers to the vision of Nephi in Nephi Book 1 Chapter 8. Can be combined with "Joey" to make "pole-touchin' Joeys."

"Here, have some of my homebrew."

"No thanks."

"Why, are you a pole-toucher or something?"

"Mom, can I watch an R-rated movie?"

"No honey. Now run along to church with the rest of us pole-touchin' Joeys."

See mormon, mo, lds, joey, nephi


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