What is Polikoff?
1.
To eat free filthy/dirty food.
Derived from the greek word poli-koffinos (dirty-fucking-cheap-slob)
A further examination of Polikoff in Greco-Roman mythology finds that a shit Demon was also named Polikoff.
1. Hey dude the cat wizzed on that pizza that you just ate. You just polikoffed!!!
2. Why did you polikoff my dump? You knew it wasn't chocolote!!!