Polish A Turd Edit Meaning

1. To be an "ugly arse" you'd need to be really ugly as far as looks go. Thus being described by your mates, friends and occ..

1. Of or relating to the nature of parachute pants. Andy, your neon parachutesque pants remind me of my youth in the 80s...

1. The art of 69ing while standing up. Your eating your bitch out as your beastily ramming your cock in her mouth Me and janet did the zoc..