Polish A Turd

What is Polish A Turd?

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.

Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.

Ufia

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Nigger Toast

1. when you burn a piece of toast until its unreckognizably black and you pour nigger (red) cool-aid on it and say deeeuummm booiii dat sum..

Zombonner

1. When you REALLY want to play a game of "zombies", in Call of Duty: World at War, so bad that you get an ultra hard erection. ..

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Polish A Turd Edit Meaning