Polish A Turd

What is Polish A Turd?

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.

Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.

Asstitties

1. When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really..

W-lou

1. the well-known imaginary radio station that contains sporadically spouted trumpery by the one-and-only lou (of jer and lou). Trumpery to..

Parson

1. a protesant, especially Anglican, minister "In the meadow we can see a snowman. Let's pretend that he is Parson Brown."..

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