Polish A Turd

What is Polish A Turd?

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.

Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.

Eye Kiss

1. A touching of the eyeballs in an effort to achieve an eyegasm. They were only eye kissing for about 5 minutes before he had an eyegasm...

Gradumate

1. verb: to attempt copulation with several peers weeks before graduating from an institution. I'm trying to Gradumate with every gi..

Zaigham

1. 1. a lion in a predatory/attacking position. 2. the perfect guy. Very good looking, usually handsome, awesome personality, killa'..

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