Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Cooter Comb

1. the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy. "shit, bit..

Bestboyfriendever

1. A Boyfriend Who, -is loving<3 -is caring<3 -is sweet<3 -Listens<3 -Understands<3 -Jokes Around With You<3 -Chee..

Zinmzozmazaa

1. A, deadly blue sofa bent on blowing up the world. I sure hate Zinmzozmazaa See Wiggy..

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