Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Queefy Blowback

1. The sudden gust of vaginal gasses experienced when Queefing. "Oh my god, I was having the worst Queefy Blowback last night" ..

I-shit

1. An upcoming more current and modern day version of 'everybody poops' produced by Apple. Dad-Hey son don't be ashamed of ..

Frag Out

1. The general term usaully stated before one lobs a nade into an enemy position. J-Bomb get the door!! FRAG OUT! I'm Hit!..

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