Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Riddler's Revenge

1. Act of streaking in a mirror maze. That carnival overcharged me, but I didn't mind, I had my riddler's revenge. See revenge,..

Offroad Facelift

1. The act of giving a blowjob during an offroad activity. -Usually results with the penis slapping the face repeatedly until the skin on ..

Vassiliades

1. The most sexually charged group of people ever to roam the earth. Oh my god Im as horny as a Vassiliades. See horny, masturbate, artic..

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