Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Umphin'

1. the act of jammin' out to the amazing music of progressive improvisation band Umphrey's McGee. I'm officially an umphrea..

Overheard

1. An utterance that is so stupid, funny, or ironic that it epitomizes life in New York City and deserves submission to Overheard in New Yo..

Hornsicles

1. Hornsicles are people who are always horny. Could also be a term for the band geeks, who, as we all know, do many things at band camp.....

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