Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

First Sniffs

1. The act of directing one's gaseous expulsions toward those around them (mostly in the form of a fart) Being selfless with one&apos..

W.w.f.d

1. What Would Farting Do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you..

Zackied

1. hyeractive reaction to an object or situation I just totally zackied because we were talking about how we just met Avenged Sevenfold. ..

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