Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

3 Fingered Bandit

1. A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc. "OMG its the 3 F..

Kipz

1. Kipz are a very amazing species of creatures, hailing from the great lands of Hoenn. Kipz are serious business. The dangerous kipz, kil..

Video Spamming

1. spamming someone over an instant messenger (AIM, MSN, YAHOO) with loads of links from YouTube. They'll give you a link and give you..

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