Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Vagibanana

1. The enlarged clitoris of a hermaphrodite, resembling a banana. My, your vagibanana is rather firm today...

Capital One

1. Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type..

Hypotric

1. Scott's horriable mispelling of, "hypocrite" Kevin is a kypotric because he has no face...

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