Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Zamns Yo

1. Another way of Saying Damn!!!! or Damn Yo. It is used when your shocked. disbelief.. Its More "ghetto" and "hood"..

Tekumel

1. A person that doesn't like republicans. Tekumel: i don't like republicans See republicans, democrat, like, politics, hate..

Ashcock

1. This is a branch of Necrophilia that involves sticking your penis (Or Cock) In an urn. Thus covering it with ash. DUDE! That's my ..

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