Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Zurbet

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Lunch Rape

1. When someone forcibly goes to lunch with someone else against their consent. Trent lunch raped Austin the other day. Austin told Trent..

Ypodding

1. The act of sharing one of your earbuds of your iPod with a friend, creating a Y-shape with the cables. I was YPodding with my buddy and..

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