Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Mirette

1. A very voluptuous African-American woman. "Yo dawg, you see that mirette just now? Damn, she was fine!" See black, booty, ho..

Ballsdope

1. 1. a compliment, to pay tribute or homage, something noteworthy 2. quantifier, measurement of grand proportions, the whole shebang 3. ..

Bezing

1. Ultimate moaning Bezer to bez, he is a bezer, stop bezing See whining, annoying, winging, over the top..

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