Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

[miley Cyrus]

1. what you get when you combine a male beaver and a male penis together. oh and you kant forget that voice it comes from deep-throating ..

Blaza Blah

1. when ur tellin or story u just cuttin out sum details that are not that important! i was talkin to this chick blaza blah and we ended u..

Zobb

1. Maltese meaning for penis. Immensely applied by Maltese citizens for insulting one another. zobb f'oxx kemm ghandek! - literally: ..

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