Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Swaggajackin

1. When some gay ass nigga take the shit you put down and try to make it his own. You: Hey man, I just fucked this one hot girl! Swaggaj..

Go Home And Have A Bath

1. An insult/really crappy comeback when non chavs talk to chavs (however this only works with the chavs who say they aren't chavs tho..

Fingo

1. One who speaks in a broad accent and is difficult to understand Hey, Deco, what did ya say ya flaming fingo? See fingo, understand, ha..

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