Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Beeboobop

1. 1) To use a technology that involves pressing keys, e.g., a cell phone or computer 2) To send an e-mail, perform an internet search or ..

1. symbol used online to mean vagina. You know you want her internet w/...

Haapala

1. A name found often belonging to someone of the Finnish nationality. -In the Michigan U.P or Finland. Mel Haapala varasti minun pastin..

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