Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Your Dad Says No

1. A way of yelling at someone. Or just a random phrase to say to someone. Often said by rednecks. *the cat meows* Your Dad says noooo..

Maye

1. Bloody Vaginal Belch. I'm glad im not a doctor, I could never deal with a woman with a case of the Mayes. See bloody, vaginal, be..

Quonce

1. a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce" 1. "you know that little gange queer" 2. &..

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