Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Descendatron

1. The escalator in the shopping mall that goes downward. We rode the descendatron to the first floor. See Mike..

Vomitorial

1. adjective: Something so vile or revolting that seeing it, or otherwise being exposed to it, results in uncontrollable, involuntary vomi..

Flatbrim

1. A derogatory way of describing a type of black person. "There are too many damn Flatbrims in this mall!" "That Flatbrim..

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