Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Pussywillows

1. Pussywillow(s) (n.)- A comical reference to any person(s) who display flamboyant or unstraight behavior. I say Oliver, you are indeed a..

Intraweb

1. Parody of internet. Used on forums alot. Recently changed to interweb. I am teh winnar! Look teh intraweb! See pwned..

Muff Mobile

1. a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned look at that wanker in the muff mobile. ..

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