Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Repiphany

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Lmkwygaa

1. Let Me Know When You Get An Answer Did you hear from John? No, not yet. OK, lmkwygaa. See acronym, answer, later, no, none..

Tamari

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