Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Pawb

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Yessir

1. hell yes, fuck yeah, you know it no doubt; thats a dumb question Q. Hey dude, are you gonna score tonight or what? A. Yessir! 2. a c..

Juddsmith

1. The act of a guy receiving anal fisting, eventually working his way up to a double. Always willing to try something new, Darren decided..

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