Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Emflamogamy

1. The state of having only one sexual partner while always having hard wood. Derrived from a combination of the words monogamy and mohoga..

Unholy Hog

1. Another name for a very huge penis. Jimmy's got an unholy hog! See cock, dick, shlong, dong..

Long Money

1. Your ends are long meaning big.. Sittin on Twunny Twos, thats what long money do. My money long nicka, I can make the pope get shot...

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