Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Que Whatta?

1. Used when you didn't hear what was said the first go round. Man 1:"Man, did you see how flaky she was?" Man 2:"Que..

You Got Boy'd

1. Similar to being murked or owned. To be boy'd you may have been the victim of a prank, dare, maybe even some sort of criminal lude ..

Puddle Rabbit

1. an unattractive women. The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit. See mud turtle, swamp donkey, beas..

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