Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

I Kissed A Girl

1. Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS. *I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV* Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD..

W0w

1. Usually used in chat. The sarcastic version of the expression "wow" w0w, that's the fourth time this month you were depr..

Insanuary

1. Like something crazy happened. Boy: Hey, My cousin just just did a wheelie. Girl: Thats INSANUARY See crazy, normal, odd, omg..

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