Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Aguh

1. a sound made by adorable people from Lebanon when they're frustrated or really excited. Aguh I can't find my pen. Aguh it&ap..

Quail Flanks

1. Quail flanks is the lard that hangs off the back of the arms of fat chicks. Damm .... That fat bitch has quail flanks hanging off her a..

W00t-yah

1. An expression os happiness or joy. w00t and booyah combined. I passed eight grade. w00t-yah! See alyssa..

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