Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Jungless

1. pronounced (JUNG-guh-luhs): a girl who possesses the following attributes. Weave a different texture and hair color than their natural ..

Fleavage

1. Cleavage that really just comes from being fat. Her fleavage was showing. See cleavage, fat, body, inappropriate, fat girl, obese..

Keep Jukin'

1. To keep drinking, dancing, or just plain being rowdy. Kyle if you don't keep jukin, im gonna fucking kill you...

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