Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Hollie Nest

1. A nest made up for comfort by a Hollie or Holliebeam or smunchkinto relax in usually on a couch or sofa. Made up of a duvet and comfy pi..

Poan

1. Ejaculate. Cum. Jizz. Washington State variant. "I got poan on her eye, dude" See cum, jizz, sperm, splooge, semen..

Chorkling

1. The act of creating the 'chorkle' sound when your ass lips part, sounding something like someone dropping a grapefruit on a da..

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