Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

U.d.i

1. Unidentified Drinking Injury. An injury such as a scratch or bruise that is obtained when in a state of drunkeness. But have no recoll..

Oost

1. to dry hump someone of the same sex once with great vigor while they are bending over while shouting "OOST!", perhaps while th..

Ong Bak'd

1. basically, past tense for re-creating a move from the movie Ong Bak:The Thai Warrior, and using it on an ordinary civilian, usually an e..

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