Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Omazing

1. An event or object that is extremely impressive like that of an orgasm. Omazing is the truncated form of Orgasmazing. Tim: That chocola..

Apartment Camping

1. when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross. ..

Agnew

1. someone who is secretly in love with their best friend, who just happens to be a guy. also someone who likes it up the ass. "oh my..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Polish Alarm Clock Edit Meaning