Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Jaywho

1. I word used inplace of any other word to make more of a statment. 1) Stop being a jaywho 2) Check out that jaywho 3) He got kicked ri..

Finelli

1. wowwww you're coollll. ew evan finelli. See hot, sexy, beautiful, nice..

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1. short term used in I-M for the middle finger fuck you bitch _1_ See fuck you, middle finger, -1-, <3, mean..

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