Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Zahin

1. A unique, 70's style European G. Slightly indie. Zahin is the boy you wish you ended up with. See pimp, nerd, emo, Princess Jasmi..

Queerfuck

1. Being worth 28 points in Scrabble. Kelli owning Meghan. Who says queerfuck isn't a word?! See queer, fuck, scrabble, ducks, ballo..

Laurran

1. Name meaning- bad speller, attention whore, wannabe country girl, loves sports, loud and caring individual who just wishes for the best...

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