Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Ooggie

1. a chilled person or drink/food resort to staravtion that over comes the thing /stuff your are thinking about during the time of masterba..

Bajongle

1. Extremely hairy ballsack. Yo dude get a lawnmower or something cause u got a really bad bajongle. See balls, hair, dick..

17th Century English

1. Gay; Stupid; Asinine What are you? 17th century English or something? See gay, asinine, retarded, stupid, crazy..

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