Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

I'll Tell

1. A phrase used by elementy school students and the most common way to get one of their peers to stop doing something. Girl: Stop pulling..

Cornflake

1. a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly my neighbor is such a freakin cornflake 2. someone who is consistantly unreliable and fla..

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1. emoticon for shakes heads On IM: Eric: Hey Bob what up? Bob: Nothing. I got syphilis again. Eric: ((~_~)) See emoticon, japanese, ..

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