Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Zengo

1. a short fuck with a funky beard who talks to fucking much! TEE is so FUCKED because of Zengo!..

Ottl

1. Joint. Dope-Cigarette.... You know what I mean, eh? Lets roll another Ottl and smoke it right away.......

Jockbian

1. A jock lesbian. Usually involved with one or more bar sponsored athletic leagues. Prone to wearing baseball hats with the ponytail pulle..

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