Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Nerbit

1. the sensuously smooth peice of skin between the ballsack and the asshole. also known as the chode or the grundle. she licked my nerbit..

Union Pines

1. a high school full of hillbillies, lezzies, druggies, and corie,kristen, and chris. "hey. i'm a lesbian who does drugs."..

Gtfq

1. Verb: Using Google to search for knowledge. Intended to imply that knowledge is at ones fingertips. It is meant to be used sarcastical..

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