Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

You're Not Allowed To Rent Here!

1. Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store. Should be followed..

Fun Sized

1. another word for a short person emily(a short person): hey whats up?? michael(tall person): nothin much. guess what? emily: what? ..

Angry Wank

1. Wanking while furiously angry usually highly aggressively and to the detriment of everyone else on the bus. Mostly over an ex girlfriend..

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