Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Infoloops

1. Complex information looping. Somthing that is known my some, and not known my others, howeve, the others dont know the other people kno..

M.i.l.p.

1. A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part. "Oh my ..

Looms

1. Looms is a phrase used by all the Gangtaz and Thugs meaning: "damn this is funnier than a blindfolded, midget soccer game on a fiel..

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