Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Ignition

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Veracity

1. Thruthfullness, honesty, cogence. The professor appreciated the students veracity in his anecdote. 2. A Guild of intelligent and skil..

Rimmel

1. Edgy, cool makeup for the beauty/punk in all of us. Fresh from the streets of the U.K. Rimmel, the London look See makeup, cool, punk,..

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