Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

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