Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Oriana

1. 1. A unique and pretty name that means "golden dawning". 2. The first name of the famous Italian journalist Oriana Fallaci w..

Talking To Sam

1. a euphemism for masturbation Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam. See masturbation, wacking o..

Roflaarp

1. internet slang for 'rolling on floor looking at addicting rodent pornograhpy dude! roflaarp!!! i love roflaarp! See internet, sla..

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