Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Filthy Chihuahua

1. One partner defecates without wiping. Then before, during and/or after sexual intercourse this person will wipe the filthy anus on the s..

Toptal Tits

1. Slang: Means something positive, and really depends on the context. Guy: Yeah I have a week off school. Dude: Whoa man that is toptal..

Optimistology

1. the study of bright and hopeful nature optimistology-the opposite of misanthropology See shiny, happy, people, shining, down..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Polish Alarm Clock Edit Meaning