Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Clitorox

1. The residue remaining on the sheets after sexual intercourse. Man, your sheets smell like clitorox! See clitoris, semen, juice, pussy,..

Biistic

1. A person who claims to be purely homosexual, yet has tendencies to have relations with members of both sexes, the hetro sex more often t..

Inspi

1. to be bathed in period kelly was inspi(RED) today See sick, why, who, what, gross..

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