Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Y2m

1. A particularly shiny being that (most likely) excretes his own grease at an alarmingly quick rate. May or may not also be drenched in an..

<'(((<

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Zootang

1. Zootang to try and get laid by taking a date to the zoo. kid 1 So i took my date to the zoo yesterday. kid 2 You got some Zootang righ..

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