Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Marchi Nah!

1. Used to express extreme queerness. "Can I pet your Marchi Nah?"..

Open Down

1. the reverse of "Shut Up" but used the same way Open down you ass hole...

Nafda

1. 'Nother afternoon fuckin dat ass -Hey Lois, want a NAFDA? -What's that? -'Nother afternoon fuckin dat ass! See nafda,..

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