Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Orgasmamating

1. Having the tendency to have uber lots of orgasms. My rainbow bunny is orgasmamating...

Obeid

1. a awesomely cool girl, who lives in the middle east and likes to eat hommus all the time. amy: 'hey that girl is sooo obeid' ..

Plainedge High School

1. Welcome to Plainedge (otherwise referred to as "P-town" or "Pedge") The majority of kids in the school are potheads..

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