Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Joanzburg

1. Can be defined as perpetual motion in relation to group sex in conjunction with the joanzburg effect. A Joanzburg is also a dog owner ..

Omgplz

1. o my god please -_- omgplzstfu yes..

Zach Off

1. someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off Zach: Good lawd them sum bi..

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