Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Assfire

1. The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in. That Kung Pao ..

Treatment

1. n. the act of placing one's bare ass on someone else, i.e. generally the victim's face. hilarity ensues. Yo let's go giv..

Hellstairwell

1. Consumption of alcohol and magic mushrooms combined, resulting in an overpowering trip and a feeling of claustrophobia. With the intenti..

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