Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

W00p

1. An exclamation of resounding joy, usually in reference to an accomplishment. Also written wOOp! This is very much like woot, but less wi..

[farticalls]

1. an expression when u feel full of gas, or like a balloon. gassy, bubbly, funky, you make me feel farticalls on Mondays. See gassy, bu..

Ibnetor

1. word comes from turkish ibne which means homosexual(fag) but its used usually between friends to define how artistic,crazy,sexually stim..

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