Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Public Bone

1. Having dirty sex in a public place Jill: Carlisle, are you up for a public bone? Jill reaches hand down between his legs Jill: Yes...

Ysw

1. 1. yeah, sure, whatever. used normally by lazy teenagers who don't really like to listen to annoying parents. 2. yodeling stops w..

Aybe

1. something that is not nice, mean or show offy. I cant believe they did that its so aybe. Those people are very aybe. See mean, show o..

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