Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Knockin' The Bottom Out Of It

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Cooch Punch

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Bill Jack

1. the act of getting oral sex from a woman. hey nikki,give me a bill jack. See blow job, oral sex, bill jack..

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