Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Kel Mitchell Special

1. (n) a mixed drink wherein one combines orange soda and vodka in some ratio depending on personal preference I had so many Kel Mitchell ..

-ykins

1. Usually an attachment to a name. Often used as a term of endearment. calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins! S..

Mr Hobbes

1. A Famous Cat off MySpace from New York who got very sick and........ :( Mr Hobbes Forever!!! ^..^ Mr Hobbes is a cat that got sick..

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