Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Bandie Bear

1. a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players. not to be confused with brassy bear t..

Niggere

1. 1. The proper English way to spell and say Nigger, like color and colour. Niggeres are peccant, savage and emit a ghastly awful smell !..

Peentardy

1. 1. a retarded penis 2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Polish Alarm Clock Edit Meaning