Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Let Me Find Out

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Flauncing

1. A combination of flaunting and flossing, i.e., showing off. Jodi: Ooh man, Bill just got his wallet tooken. Piglet: That's what h..

Smdmf

1. Suck My Dick Motha Fucka! A common abbreviation in MMO's. Usually stated before someone gets shot. *Team A Guy Captures The Flag*..

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