Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Plinthu

1. Sexy or Hot Wow is he plinthu....he's got some plinthu going on.. See Amos..

Rocksolid

1. A porn star who has a penis that is as hard as a rock. Tommy rocksolid took 2 plungers to the toothless girl at the bar. See huge cock..

Envy Wheel

1. An abstract painting by T. Lange that hangs in the study lounges of Dupont Hall at the College of William and Mary. The most grotesque ..

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