Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Upset

1. 1) To make unhappy. 2) Unhappy; angry. 3) To defeat a favored opponent. 4) A victory over a favored opponent. 1) Eric upset Alexandr..

Meathound

1. Slut, easy woman, etc. The kind of girl who has her thong hanging out for the world to stare at it and makes no attempts to correct the ..

Empire

1. Actually it is just a place ruled by an emperor. Sometimes they are used incorrectly e.g Red Empire in Eastern Europe, the Persian Empir..

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