Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

W00tersc00ter

1. A veriable on w00t.. just to say something is cool. Originally from CS. Guy 1: I gave him a friggin headshot! Guy 2: w00tersc00ter!11!..

Explogasm

1. A combination of the words "explosion" and "orgasm". To experience a very good, very fast orgasm, especially happen..

Deaf Elephant

1. An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he&apos..

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