Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Vaginkles

1. an extreme amount of vagina wrinkles that causes an unpleasant sight outside of the bikini line. "ahh look at those vaginkles you ..

Esopogaus

1. When you ask a gil to suck your dick... you want her to deep throat, down to her esopogaus. He girl, whats up wit dat Sopogus?..

Danah

1. Amazing person,beautiful and unique. You are soo Danah (you are so beautiful/unique) See danah, beautiful, unique, wonderful..

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