Polish Alarm Clock

What is Polish Alarm Clock?

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

See masturbate, tea-bag, money shot, pearl necklace

Octiply

1. To multiply times eight. Octiply 2 and you get 16. See multiply, math, eight, times, calculate..

Izno

1. (Dutch) slang for not cool, stupid, lame etc. I like him, but his girfriend izno. See SpongeBob..

Nigger Roachs

1. Is the common flee. My house is infested with nigger roachs. See nigger, infest, infested, black, people, niggers..

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