What is Polish Assassin?
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The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.
Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!
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Indicating ignorance on a subject to be somehow legitimate because "I wasn't born yet."
As when confronted by Paul Begal..
