Polish Lockup

What is Polish Lockup?


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A social situation where a very attractive or desirable woman demonstrates romantic or sexual interest in a man, yet the man is totally oblivious to the woman's intentions.

"Dude, what happened? I thought G-Money had that girl locked up."

"No, buddy. It was a total Polish lockup. She wanted him so bad, but he didn't see it. After G-Money left, she asked me for his phone number!"

"He'd be slapping those nice titties all night if he wasn't so retarded."


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