Polish Shower Edit Meaning

1.

to not wash ever like i mean ever just when people die or get married.

brigitte, richard and dianne has a polish shower always

See smelly, stinky, cheezy

2.

when instead of taking a shower you just wet a washcloth and go over the parts of your body that smell

"i am not fucking taking a shower today i took one yesterday, i'll just take a polish shower"

See hygiene, ethnic, gross, polish, shower

3.

When a man pisses into the wind.

Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.

See piss, pee, leak, shower, hygiene, polish

4.

Affectionately known as the PT. To receive a kick to the nuts for acting out douchebaggery.

Joe sported the chin pubes and a solid gold necklace last night to the bar. I couldn't look at the douchebag for another second so I treated him to a polish shower.

See polish shower, pt

5.

A person who smothers themselves with cheap perfume stolen from there grandma's handbag to cover the smell that has persisted from not taking a shower in the past 7 days.

Polish Girl 1: Do have any perfume I need to take a shower before we leave.

Polish Girl 2:Just let me get some from my grandma.

6.

The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.

Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.