Polish The Helmet Edit Meaning

1. Giving oral sex to a woman whilst she is menstruating. I was giving my girl the time of her life only to be left with a rainbow swirl s..

1. One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors. In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitsten..

1. When your best friend takes a remarkably big dump, tells you to come look at it and the only thing you can think of to say is "Yink..