What is Polish The Pope?
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Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure
More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.
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Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.
"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off,..