Polish The Turdspear

What is Polish The Turdspear?

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

See lube, anal, fucking, pooper, spear

Unfortunary

1. Inclined to be poor; With poor luck Bill lived in an unfortunary neighborhood everywhere he lived...

Uncool-able

1. When an object is in an indefinite state of being crappy. His house was soooo uncool-able!..

Killing Babies

1. Slang for jerking off. Killing off thousands of possible babies. Ill be right back, I have to go kill some babies. Hes in the bathroo..

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