Polishing The One Eyed Gopher

What is Polishing The One Eyed Gopher?

1.

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

See masterbate, whack off, jerk off, beating your meat

10

Random Words:

Xlas' It

1. When people ask about something, many other people answers "Google it". Well I met a guy who knows alot so I usually xLas&apos..

Zarqawi

1. Self-proclaimed leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, or, Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad, and beheaded a telecommunications worker by the name o..

Boomshay

1. Term made up by Darren Heitner and is another way to get the hairies from someone. Widely used in the Zeta Beta Tau Fraternity at the Un..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free