Polishing The One Eyed Gopher

What is Polishing The One Eyed Gopher?

1.

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

See masterbate, whack off, jerk off, beating your meat

10

Random Words:

California License Plate

1. A tattoo found on the small of a woman's back. Most commonly found among women in California, hence the name. Also known as bitch t..

Internet Whaling

1. v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are t..

Adonis

1. A new gay bar in cincy Also a handsome male in greek mythology Hey look at those two queers at Adonis having poopsex outside. That gu..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free