Polishing The One Eyed Gopher

What is Polishing The One Eyed Gopher?

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To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

See masterbate, whack off, jerk off, beating your meat

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