What is Polishing The Torpedo?
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1. To
2. To furiously clean the penis
3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo
"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."
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