What is Polishing The Torpedo?


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1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

See masturbate, shower, polish, torpedo


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