Polishing The Wood

What is Polishing The Wood?

1.

A Euphemism for masturbation

guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite

guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it

See masturbation, wanking, wood, polishing, wank

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