What is Polite Banana?
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The last banana in a bunch, the one that is almost alway over ripe before anyone gets to it.
The over ripeness of the banana causes a rash of politeness in people...
Jane: Can I offer you this last banana?
John: No, it is ok, you can have it.
Jane: No...I must insist, you have it...
John: No really...it is your banana, you have it...
(This demonstrates how the last banana in the bunch can become a polite banana...no matter what state of brown it is in)
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During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions...
