Politician

What is Politician?


1.

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

2.

corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete fuckwit.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: liar, whore, fake.

George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

iEcl. Rhodri Morgan /i

See snap

3.

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.

4.

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

5.

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

6.

A lawyer in power.

See AYB

7.

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

See criminal, liar, president, congress, senate


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