Polka Dot Ding Dong

What is Polka Dot Ding Dong?


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1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.

John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

See male, genitalia, disease, polka dots, weapons of mass destruction


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