What is Polka Dot Ding Dong?
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1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.
John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.
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to masturbate
when Owen is lonely, he jiggles the wires. Joe doesn't even wait untill he's alone.
See Dave Evans..
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When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.
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