What is Polkadotted Manstache?
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severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!
Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now
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An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."
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Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.
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