What is Pollock?
1.
A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.
Donnie - "I had Kraut and Kielbasa for dinner last night"
Jim - "you're such a pollock"
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2.
A slang term for a Polish person.
That stupid Pollock.
3.
A type of fish commonly extracted off the coast of Alaska
Pollock is a delectable treat
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4.
To bust a load all over something/someone mimicking the art style of Jackson Pollock.
Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me?
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.
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5.
The gingerification of a man esp. beard and facial hair. The unescapeable autumn twinge on a gentlemans minge who is suffering from a "pollock"
Awwwww whit man, you've got a pure Pollock, haw haw!
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6.
A: A term when looking at modern art that seems to have no direction. Refrencing to Jackson Pollock who used dripping, slashing, throwing and other assorted movments to express himself and the artwork.
B: An insult inwhich the person would be saying that the style is bad.
A:
Person A: It reminds me of Pollock.
Person B: Interesting.. I like it!
B:
Person A: Looks like we got another Pollock on our hands.
Person B: Yep..
7.
Pronounciation: "Paw - Luck".
This versatile word can be used in many ways.
As a noun it means to represent an extremely
awkward individual with a 100% mimicking attitude.
To be called a pollock is considered to be one of
the highest degree of insult as nobody wants to be
a loser like a pollock! To be a pollock means you
will most likely have a big ego and think you are
absolutely the shit. As a verb, this word describes
the performance of an action that displays general
forms of mental retardation and ignorance to normalities
in a social cociety. Nobody wants to get caught
pollocking. it is a sure fire way to lose your soul
to the underworld. Used as an adverb to to harshly and
directly describe the act of pollocking. this is a great
way to verbally cut down a foe or just to tell of the
principal of your local school. Used as an adjective
or describing word this word can be used in any way
possible to describe and express genuine hate and
disgust for something. when it comes down to it,
this word can be used anywhere, anytime!
Origin: this word derives from a horrid being that
is sometimes considered a demon. this creature's
habitat is in a very nicely kept house with very
loving parents that smother him with concern and
love. He usually stays in his room (which is probobly
the same size as your basement) and accompanies himself
with his faggoty guitars, microkorg, and indie rock
cds. the myth is if you ascociate yourself with this
dude, you will be forever copied and followed and have
a miserable life.
Description: A typical "pollock" will be wearing anything
and everything. depending on who it is copying it could
be wearing really flashy vibrant clothing, or it could be
rocking some serious basketball shorts (that he will claim
to be bringing back). This total doucher will almost always
have his headphones in even if he is with a group of real,
living talking people. he will most likely be 100% serious
all the time and will butcher jokes and fail at attempting
to fit in and joke around with the guys. If wearing slip-on
shoes, he will be wearing socks. because they hurt his heels.
What a pussy!
Use: Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective.
Used:
(Noun) - "Hey man, look at that old nasty pollock over
there!"
(Verb) - "That boy over there is sure pollocking pretty hard!".
(Adverb) - "He is talking to that girl very pollockly. He is making a fool of himself... and men in general".
(Adjective) - "That Outback Steakhouse and Grill is looking quite pollock! Maybe thats why they shut all of them down?"
Common Expressions & Uses in Daily Life:
"Man i totally just pollocked that math test!!!"
"Man, i just spotted a complete pollock over there by the sex shop".
"Can't come out tonight boys, mom's being a total pollock".
Real-Life Experiences:
1.) Man talks about getting microkorg for a long time. buys microkorg. pollock decides he wants one too and gets the exact same one.
2.) pollock gets laid off from job (along with a number of other dudes) and cries on the way home (no other guy takes part).
3.) man wears button up shirt, jeans and sandals to school. The next day. style is repeated exactly.
4.) man has band. band plays a show. pollock asks for the to play quieter please (is it possible to have vagina inhabited ears?)
5.) Man wears basketball shorts to school. pollock goes out gets mom to buy him some then claims he's "bringing them back" with the other man. false.
6.) Pollock pays 160$ to go to Wasaga Beach. day before bitches out with "food poisoning", loses money and bails on his friend who was getting a ride with him.
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