What is Pollock The Porcelain?
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Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.
May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.
Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."
Pollock the Porcelain: verb
"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."
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When you’re so inebriated that you’re unable to walk straight, let alone stand up.
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