What is Pollocking The Toilet?
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A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.
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Chocolates bought for one's better half in order to smooth over a situation.
"I came in wasted last night, pissed the bed. Be..
