What is Pollocking The Toilet?
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A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.
Random Words:
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The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.
Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred..
