Polluted Finger

What is Polluted Finger?


1.

The state your poor unsuspecting finger(s) may find itself in after you place it in an unwashed and soiled hairy clam for a finger party. Note it will smell suspicious and contaminated for hours/days, especially the next morning.

My hand was invited to "Club Minge" by a chav-ette to strum her bass, but had to leave because i think it was dead or dying in there, the smell was putrid, I left with a polluted finger that smelt like Hull Fish market on a hot day and a sense of shame and self dissappointment. At least it saved the old boy from a disease.

See fishy fingers, fish, pollution


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