Polo Bear

What is Polo Bear?


1.

n. 1. the answer to the Christmas cracker riddle: What's furry and minty?; 2. phenomenon or situation that makes no possible sense usually because of the altered states of the participants; an enigma (2007-8-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. cryptic Christmas cracker, possible combined expression of the equation "polar bear" - "polar" + "polo mint" - "mint" = "extreme confusion" or "polo bear".)

Definition 1:

Christmas Cracker: What's furry and minty?

Intoxicated Party-goer: I don't know...what?

Christmas Cracker: A Polo Bear!

Intoxicated Party-goer: Ah, a polo bear! Wait -what's that? That's not funny, just cryptic. Hey, does anyone know what a polo bear is?

Christmas Cracker: You know, you're the only person at this party who has even bothered to talk to me.

Definition 2:

Tara: Remember last New Year's Eve? What was that all about?

Jen: Yeah, I don't know. The whole evening was a bit of a polo bear for me.

See enigma, mints, polar bears


0

Random Words:

1. Vapping is the art of female masterbation, similar to fapping, but for females. It involes the stroking of the female genitalia, the st..
1. a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people hilarity often insues that jacktard sold his car for the gas mo..
1. greeks use the word "kavlantizomai" when they feel "hot" about someone. Ti koitas mwraki mou? kavlantizesai? or K..
Book Banner