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A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus..
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a fucking small elephant.
Person A: Did you see that midget elephant at the zoo?
Person B: That's a pygme elephant, dumbass.
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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm jus..