Polter Diddle

What is Polter Diddle?

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!

Conan OBrien: Really?

Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.

-crowd laughs-

Conan: Sexaully asau-

Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-

Conan: A Polter Diddle?

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