Poltergeist

What is Poltergeist?


1.

fucking a bitch in her ass from behind, then switching with a guy without her knowing and walking in front of her waiving

she was about to kick my ass when she found out that i wasnt fucking her in the ass, and that it was her dad...thats the poltergeist

2.

A kind of ghost or aparition that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

that place is haunted by a poltergeist

3.

A kind of ghost that manifests itself by physical activity (moving things, slamming doors/windows, etc.)

The words Polter and Geist seem to be of German origin:

"Polter" = to make knocking sounds

"Geist" = German for "ghost"

the house is haunted by a poltergeist

See ghost, spirit, haunt, spectre

4.

When a man gives it to his female partner from behind, then pretends to fall out and switches with his best bud. He then runs to a window and waves at his girl while she takes it from his bud.

"yo she be disrespecting me the other night, so I called up my boy kareem and we be'd poltergeisting that bitch"

See poltergeist, bitch, disrespecting, kareem

5.

Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.

the poltergeist activity is caused by the agent's own mind

See ghost, poltergeist, geist

6.

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

See tv, poltergeist, couch, zombie, sucked in

7.

Scariest movie ever about the paranormal.

Poltergeist 2 really scared me. It scared me so bad it gave me nightmares.

See Saints


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