Poltertext

What is Poltertext?

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

See cell, text, message, phone, crazy

1. a really cool person, or last name.pronounced q. "whoa, that person is so qu." "hahaha, why arent they r or s?" S..

Ole Canadian Flapjack

1. The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it up..

Frodophile

1. A fan of Tolkien's "The Hobbit", "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Silmarillion", etc. Ask Susan..

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