Poltertext

What is Poltertext?

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

See cell, text, message, phone, crazy

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Pig Tale

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