Poltertext

What is Poltertext?

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

See cell, text, message, phone, crazy

Cpmft

1. Simply "Couldn't pay me to fuck that." That's the girl you took home last night from the bar? Dude cpmft.. See fat..

Zz Top Beard

1. A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ To..

Asstralia

1. Sqirrels in Australia??? wtf? uhh i think sqirrels are only found in America! "Look at that stupid mizzle guy...hahaha he thinks w..

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