Polterwang

What is Polterwang?

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.

"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."

See weiner, ghost, boner, phantom, freak nasty

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New Port Nowhere

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Like Tony Stark

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