Polyester Girl

What is Polyester Girl?

1. A girl who has had too much plastic surgery.

2. A song by the Regurgitators.

girl 1: "Did you hear that Alice got a boob job and a nose job."

girl 2: "God she must be a polyester girl."

See plastic, girl, nylon, polyester

Umbrella Popper

1. another term for a tampon I didn't need to know what kind of umbrella poppers Jordyn uses. . . See tampon, pussy plug, kotex, vag..

Roman War Helmet With Battle Damage

1. Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose. When i gave her the roman war helmet with ba..

Quim-ninja

1. any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus la..

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