Polyester Slack

What is Polyester Slack?

1.

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!

Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!

See slack, kool aid, subgenius, jim jones, devo
67

Random Words:

I'owno
1. A back woods, country way of saying, "I don't know." Typically for those who are too lazy to use proper grammar. Jake: H..
Read more
Grizzled
1. Worse than grundy. The result of being exposed to something terrible for a long period of time and having the results show through your..
Read more
Butthole Raking
1. the act of raking one's butthole wih your fingers. "That urban buthole raking, ITS DANGEROUS" If you give me twenty do..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free