Polytech

What is Polytech?


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school that has more computers than women

person 1: What school you go to?

person 2: I go to polytech in brookyn.

person 1: Are you gay?

person 2: My pc is faster then yours! Now excuse me. I have to take my laptop to the bathroom and take care of some business...


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