Polytech

What is Polytech?

school that has more computers than women

person 1: What school you go to?

person 2: I go to polytech in brookyn.

person 1: Are you gay?

person 2: My pc is faster then yours! Now excuse me. I have to take my laptop to the bathroom and take care of some business...

Oblivious Drop

1. when your friend is hooking up with a girl at a party and you drunkenly stumble into the bedroom and hit the tv next to the bed, knockin..

Quarter Pounce

1. While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he fi..

Matrix Dis Diq

1. it's when you lean to the left and you lean to the right then you MATRIX DIS DIQ! i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq! ..

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