What is Pomas?
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Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.
** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.
Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.
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