Pomgolia

What is Pomgolia?

1.

New Zealand term of abuse for Britain, reflecting the terrifying, dangerous wasteland that it has become. Used by British expatriates who have moved to NZ. Pom = Australian & NZ slang for a British person + suffix suggesting Mongolia, windblown desert area of Asia, renowned for its banditry, unpleasant climate and remoteness from civilisation.

An Auckland conversation I overheard:

Gregg: Do you think you'll ever go back to the UK, Dad?

Gregg's dad: What? Pomgolia? Not fucking likely, not after last time. I'm leaving that disgusting shit hole behind me.

See new zealand, australia, pom, pommie, britain

2.

Frighteningly cold hell-hole in the Northern Hemisphere inhabited by pastey whingers with a general lack of sporting ability.

Many centuries ago Pomgolians ruled the world. Now they are a laughing stock.

Many folk flee Pomgolia to avoid the climate and fat wankers

See poms, slobs, losers, darts, cold
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