What is Pompetus?
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Noun.
1. A duality of inference suggested by the perception of third party observers of a relationship as it abuts the perspective of those directly involved. E.g. its usage in the Steve Miller Band song entitled "The Joker"
2. A thick milky or yellowed discharge from the penis during coitus in those with severe gonorrhea. May dry and crust in the pubis post coitus, see
1. Phill: "Mark, I feel that your relationship with Stacy is unhealthy. I strongly urge you to treat her better.
Mark: "Yall don't know me!!"
2. "Hey honey, did you cum yet, or is that just a little bit of pompetus?"
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