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A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shi..
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Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.
"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."..
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Every S.T.D in the "book". You get it from living in Batesburg-Leesville, SC for too long.
I went out shitonme and got Ghonas..