What is Ponch?
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It's a flab pack for a girl. Like a beer gut. If the pants are too tight the ponch tends to hang over the rim of the pants. Can also be an insult.
"Your ponch is sticking out... It's fucking disgusting...Lose weight..NOW"
"You stupid ponch. Go away"
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2.
nickname for highway patrolman frank poncharello in the classic tv show CHiPs. Latin Lovemacheen to the ladies. The coolest mofo ever on television.
Hey Ponch, Gatraer's really pissed off that youve been banging Bonnie in the back of her squad car.
3.
a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section
I can see her ponch through her pants!
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4.
To gut a rabbit
Jethrow i just shot a rabbit will you ponch it for me?
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5.
a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.
Fat girls and ponches go hand and hand
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6.
One who looks and acts like ponch from the tv show Chips. ( I.E. Justin Murdock )
Justin Murdock is a homo and looks like Ponch from chips
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7.
To aggitate in liquid with a stick/spoon/other implement.
"I just need to ponch this tea bag a bit more to get a nice strong brew."
"My gran never had a washing machine. She used to have to ponch all her clothes."
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