Poncho Edit Meaning

1.

The skin that surrounds a man's testicles

1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."

2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."

See tweencho, balls, sac, nuts, scrotum

2.

Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.

Person A: Oh man I'm so depressed, arent you sad for me?

Person B: Sorry, its just im wearing this poncho, and its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!.

See vince noir, howard moon, mighty boosh, clothes, happy

3.

A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.

I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.

4.

A shitty ass mexican blanket with a hole.

Hey that stinky mexican blanket has a hole in it. Therefore, it must be a poncho, and you must be a douche.

See shit rag, toilet paper

5.

fuckshag doSpanish word meaning "flatten" or "pop". However, in Mexican slang, it means "fuck" or "have sex with".

1. Mira no más Enrique esa muchacha. Tiene nalgas de Zebra. Si me la poncho.

See cojo, fuck, sex, laid, chingo

6.

A nice way of saying slut, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.

Whoa, AJ, do you think that girl is a poncho?

See slut, whore, skank, fuck buddy, friend with benefits, xxy

7.

Another term for a "high five", usually said in order to initiate the giving of the five.

"Yeah that's great, gimme five!"

INSTEAD WOULD BE

"Yeah that's great, Poncho!"

See high, five, handshake, body language