What is Poncho-man?
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A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.
I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.
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